I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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