Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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