So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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