I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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