just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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