I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
jump out the window naked night went bad
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize