just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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