He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
