Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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