i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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