Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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