the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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