How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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