I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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