Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just made my gag reflex go away.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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