Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm like, not good at living.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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