I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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