I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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