The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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