I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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