We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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