Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
