im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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