You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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