so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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