I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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