I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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