ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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