Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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