Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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