i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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