the new term for farting is butt boxing.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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