You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm sobbing to NWA
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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