when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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