Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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