she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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