I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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