i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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