She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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