There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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