It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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