Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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