But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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