At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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