Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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