That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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