You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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