operation harelip BJ is a go
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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