Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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