my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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