i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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