Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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