idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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