i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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